For the prick-naming prize of Pinole This year's winner was Daniel O'Dole. He will tell you with bonhommie, "I call mine 'Metonymy,' Because it's a part for the whole."
There once was a man from Calcutta Who spoke with a terrible stutter To the waiter he said, "Give me bu-bu-bu-bread and some bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-butter." Sent by Jennifer
Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted
A musician who lives in Bangkok Has fiddle strings tied to his cock. When he gets an erection, He plays a selection From Johan Sebastian Bach.
The bustard's a fortuitous fowl, Who has but small reason to growl. He avoids illigitemacy By the simple expediency Of the use of an alternate vowel.
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