The sexual life of the camel
Is weirder than anyone thinks.
One night in an orgy of passion
It tried to bugger the sphinx.
But the sphinx's posterior passage
Was blocked by the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.
There was a Bishop from Trawlee
Who went out into the Garden to pee.
He said "Pax Vou Biscum"
I can't make the piss come
It must be the C L A P!
To Italy went Sinclair Lewis
Documenting the life led by loose
But he unpacked his trunks
'Cause Florence slipped him a goose.
When I was young, I had no sense,
Stuck my dick in an electric fence.
It curled my hairs, it tickled my balls,
It made me crap my overalls.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
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