Mary had a little pig She kept it in a bucket Cause everytime she took it out The bulldog tried to fuck it Sent by bob
There was a young dancer, Priscillla, Who flavored her cunt with vanilla. The taste was so fine, Men and beasts stood in line, Including a stud armadilla.
There was a young girl named Dalrymple Whose sexual equipment was so simple That on examination they found Little more than a mound In the center of which was a dimple.
There was a young harlot named Schwartz Whose cock-pit was studded with warts, And they tickled so nice She drew a high price From the studs at the summer resorts. Her pimp, a young fellow named Biddle, Was seldom hard up for a diddle, For according to rumor His tool had a tumor And a fine row of warts down the middle.
There was a young girl of East Anglia Whose loins were a tangle of ganglia. Her mind was a webbing Of Freud and Kraft-Ebing And all sorts of other mew-fanglia.
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