The Very Very Untitled Poem To you I write this poem of nonsense My back is aching, my shoulders, tense My R.S.I. is D.O.A. Q.E.D. I.Q. O.K. My temper frayed, about to snap I am the king of talking crap I try to do the best I can I`m worse than David Letterman! I watch TV to ease the friction Of this internet addiction But to my dismay, I find I cannot leave the net behind The world wide web calls to me Like a mermaid siren in the cyber-sea. Like watching "Twin Peaks", I`ve lost the plot I`ve been writing for weeks and this is all I got. With liquid refreshment as my inspiration Just cider that`s been through refrigeration Talkin` `bout my generation. Pen to paper. Fingers on the keyboard. Makes no difference. I`m still bored. Light goes on if you pull the cord Which payment plan can I afford? Eat ice cream with some toffee fudge "Robot" is the Czech word for "drudge". I, robot. I scream! Never mind. It doesn`t matter I eat and drink and just get fatter Excuse my ramblings. Now, I`ll cease. And leave you lot in peace ;~) © 1999 Peter Hughes Sent by Pete Hughes
There once was a man from Kartomb Who was exceedingly fond of the womb. He thought nothing finer Than the human vagina, So he kept three of four in his room
There was a Serbian romp Who asked NATO to make her a bomb. But she caused no explosion And the smell of corrosion Made Albanians flee to Hong Kong.
Once was a tattooist named Clarke Whose urge to render was stark. He put roses on hogs and bare-shaven dogs And nudes on drunks in the park.
An unfortunate fellow named Chase Had an ass that was not quite in place, And he showed indignation When an investigation Showed that some people shit through their face,
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