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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and
deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head. 

"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." 

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

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What do you call a truckload of vibrators? 

    -Toys for Twats. 

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Two cab drivers met.
"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red 
and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see 
how all the witnesses contradict each other."

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How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style

Senior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based on
the assumption that elephants are just like field mice, but
with deeper voices.
 
Sent by Alex

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What's the difference between condoms and coffins?

They both hold something stiff but one's coming and
one's going!

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