A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy
Father responds, "well son, before or after sex?"
Son, "Well, before?"
Father, "picture a tulip with all the petals son."
Son, "well what about after?"
Father, "Picture a bull dog eating mayonnaise!"
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?
She threw away all the w's.
Sent by Chris
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the
inspection. The first one
says:"I have to confess, I held mans penis in one hand." St. Peter
says:"You see the bowl
of holy water, wash your hand and go in." The second says:"I have to
confess, I held
mans penis in both hands." St. Peter:"Wash both your hands and go in.
other two start fighting, something terrible. St.Peter goes there,
pulls them apart, asks
*What's going on? One of them shouts I want to gargle, before she
washes her ass in
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,
"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end up
spending hundreds of dollars?"
"Because I'm a prostitute."
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had??
An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.
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