Corey said the other morning at the McDonald's drive thru the
Judi asked if he'd like the 2 for 1 apple pie special. I told her
yes and then she said, "I'm sorry, we're all out of apple pies."
Miss Canada 1996, Danielle House, got into a bar fight and was
charged with assault after allegedly causing bodily harm to
another woman. Says Jerry Perisho: "The other day I went to a
Canadian beauty pageant and a hockey game broke out."
This is a true story. My sister and I spent two weeks in Paris. The locals
obviously hated Americans -- no matter where we went, we were subject to
rude behavior from waiters, store clerks, pedestrians, etc. After a while
it started to irritate us.
One day, in Paris, my sister went shopping. She entered a store and
started looking around. She was the only customer in the store. As she was
looking through the clothes on the rack, a clerk hurriedly approached her
and very abruptly asked if he could help her.
My sister was used to this bad treatment by now and she politely declined
his help. She continued to look at the clothes. Then she noticed that
every clerk in the store was staring at her.
Defiantly, she continued to look through the clothes. When she could take
this treatment no longer, she turned on her heels, with her head held
high, and left the shop.
As she left, she noticed that the sign on the store read...."DryCleaners."
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