Judges don't always seem to make sense. A man found himself in front of a
judge on two matters. In the first, the man's wife was trying to get a
divorce because he was impotent. In the second, his secretary wanted child
support. The man lost both cases!
Kremlin aides said Friday that President Boris Yeltsin, now in
hospital with pneumonia, should be well enough to see out his
remaining 18 months in office. The Premier's spokesperson
also called on American doctor Jack Kevorkian to please stop
pestering the Kremlin with calls and letters.
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