CBS is making a movie based on Marcia Clark's book about
the OJ Simpson trial. Casting has not yet begun, but
Marlon Brando has expressed interest in playing the mountain
The two butchers were brought into the emergency room.
They both had their left hands bandaged. "What happened?" I
asked the first one. "I was cutting some meat when the cleaver
slipped and cut my hand." I asked the other one how he had
been injured. "Oh, I was showing the other guys what *this*
guy was doing and I did the same thing."
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