Sign in a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office
between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
An important Danish astronomer of the 16th century. His ground breaking
research allowed Sir Isaac Newton to come up with the theory of gravity.
How he died: Didn't get to the bathroom in time
In the 16th century, it was considered an insult to leave a banquet table
before the meal was over. Brahe, known to drink excessively, had a bladder
condition -- but failed to relieve himself before the banquet started. He
made matters worse by drinking too much at dinner, and was too polite to
ask to be excused. His bladder finally burst, killing him slowly and
painfully over the next 11 days.
Got in trouble for watching a woman breast feed her baby at the mall, she
got mad and told her husband to beat the shit out of me....now I admit the
flashbulb may have made the baby cry....
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