A mother in Pittsburgh tells of having dinner with her little son and
daughter. It had been a long, trying day at home, and her husband was
still at the office. Both children were fussy and didn't want to eat,
and her patience had reached it's limit. She looked up and sighed, "Oh,
God, help me with these children." Immediately her four-year-old
daughter bowed her head and was silent. The mother was delighted,
thinking the girl was asking God to help her be good. But then the girl
looked up at her and said, "I just asked Him not to help you."
from "Faith, Hope and Hilarity: The Child's Eye View
of Religion" by Dick Van Dyke
Heard from a tourbus driver in Washington DC earlier today:
Had you heard that Socks the Cat died last night?
Yeah, he climbed into bed between Bill and Hillary
and froze to death.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.
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