This story allegedly happened late one night during bad weather. As heard
over the tower radio:
Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over >such-and-such<
Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that
(brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot."
The Chinese-born cellist Yo-Yo Ma
changed his name from Yo Ma-Ma after he
found that many Americans took offense
when he introduced himself.
Last month, about 8,000 Elvis Presley fans flocked to
Graceland to commemorate the 21st anniversary of his death.
In a related item, viewership on the Home Shopping Network
was down 50% Saturday.
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