The White House says President Clinton will make a speech on
campaign finance reform today in California. Says Argus Hamilton,
"The exact time hasn't been announced. Aides are still trying to
fit it in between fund-raisers."
I heard Dan Quayle is in favor of a 30% tax cut. His thinking
must have been "Well, Dole lost with a 15% tax cut, but if I triple
it to 30%, I can win!"
Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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