"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
-- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham
Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !
"As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to
advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement)
of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product."
-- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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