Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important."
- Eugene McCarthy
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
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