A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
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