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A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife 
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
       appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones


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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really
       high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.


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If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.

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Entropy isn't what it used to be.


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