A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view
"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne
"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and
women lay better..."
"Conspiracies abound: If everyone's against you, the reason can't _possibly_
be that you're a fuckhead."
-- The Usenet Guide to Power Posting
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