the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes
a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren
which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little...
- Ray Bradbury
"Mutually consenting classes may of course do whatever they like with each
other, but even that doesn't necessarily make it right."
-- Programming Perl, 2nd ed.
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
--- Katharine Hepburn
Government doesn't work.
- Harry Browne
"A watched rock boils no moss."
-- firstname.lastname@example.org's signature, alt.discordia
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