"Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a
couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train
yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."
The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.
- W. C. Fields
"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
Microsoft the new national pasttime. It will do until Bill Gates
sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."
-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
"He that lives in hope danceth without music."
-- George Herbert
"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
studying your every move?"
-- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
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