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Today's quotes [6.29.04]

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"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet." 

     - Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin 

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"Last one off the plane must clean it."

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God is dead.
Voltaire (underneath)
Voltaire is dead.
God
(Odeon Metro station, Paris)

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"I'm leaving in a couple hours for Knoxville, Tennessee. I'm going to
 visit some family over Christmas. This is where my grandmother lives.
 She has dementia, and is firmly convinced that a trio of hoodlums have
 tunneled through the ground to her house and are now residing in her
 utility closet."
"HEY!  There's actually FOUR of us!  And we're not hoodlums, we're thugs.
 Tell her to get it straight."
                        -- kife@ix.netcom.com, Lt. Wilkes


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"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
                        -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)


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