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"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
                        -- Karen

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 

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"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. " 
    - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat 

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Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

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