"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton
"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders."
- Hal Abelson
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. "
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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