"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time."
- Edward P. Tryon
"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and Dance like no one's watching"
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
if you want anything done, ask a woman."
--- Margaret Thatcher
* Old Yiddish proverb: "If triangles had a God, He'd have three
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