"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed in the end."
-- From Ross Williams' FunList
"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that
democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy,they can have
a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq?
We can't even get this in Florida."
- Jay Leno
Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc.
- Edward Abbey
"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."
"Well I been called LUCIFER...
And I been called SATAN...
But my name's RICHARD...
And YOU can call me DICK..."
-- Killdozer, "Richard"
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