It's not hard to tell we was poor -- when you saw the toilet paper
dryin' on the clothesline.
"By ten I was so wasted I had been officially downgraded to a lower rung
on the evolutionary ladder. Some guy in a suit came up, listened to my
attempts to string words together, revoked my rights as Homo Sapiens
on the spot and reclassified me as some kind of plant life. I had to
fill in all kinds of forms and shit. It was very embarrassing."
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "Spares"
"So NT owners, don't worry too much - you may be able to crash your own
machine, but that's probably nothing new."
-- Mark Rejhon
Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light.
- Edward Abbey
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