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Today's quotes [6.24.04]

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"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

                                      -- Mark Twain

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"Thanks For Using My Yahoo!"
                        -- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!


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"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
 And we set out to make our next road kill.
 The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
 But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
                        -- J. Stott and others


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"... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky...
 fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky..."
                        -- Debra


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Finagle's Third Law:
   In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
   beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.


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