Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
-- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"
Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
- Sam Levenson
I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.
- Neil Armstrong
"We exist in a world where the fear of illusion is real
And we cling to the past to deny and confuse the ideal
Once inside, we conceive and believe in a god we can't feel"
-- The Tea Party, "Temptation"
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