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Today's quotes [6.23.04]

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Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
alike.

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"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"


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Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

     - Sam Levenson 

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I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.

    - Neil Armstrong 

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"We exist in a world where the fear of illusion is real
 And we cling to the past to deny and confuse the ideal
 Once inside, we conceive and believe in a god we can't feel"
                        -- The Tea Party, "Temptation"


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