"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
-- Damien Day, Sarah Brown
Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
* If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
even considering if there are men on base.
-- Dave Barry
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
"Seek Unity and you will find neither Unity nor Truth. Seek the light of
truth, and you will find Unity and Truth..."
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