Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without
proving that you are unworthy of winning.
- Adlai Stevenson
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