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Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.

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* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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If anything can go wrong, it will.

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"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
                        -- Alasdair

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The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without 
proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

                                        - Adlai Stevenson

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