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* What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
       unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness,
       The New York Times, 1960


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"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
                        -- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got


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"Your lucky number is 3552664958674928.  Watch for it everywhere."
                        -- fortune


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Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial. 

    - Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam

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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    I Brake For No Apparent Reason. 

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