* What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness,
The New York Times, 1960
"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
-- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got
"Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere."
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial.
- Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam
Seen on a bumper sticker...
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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