"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."
-- Mark Twain
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"In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying
on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong
- Jay Leno
Bumper Sticker seen in DC...
Don't blame me, I blew Bob Dole
Jesus died for our sins.
Let's not disappoint him.
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