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"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."

                                           -- Mark Twain

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Illiterate?  Write today for free help.

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"In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying 
on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong 

                                                    - Jay Leno

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Bumper Sticker seen in DC...

Don't blame me, I blew Bob Dole

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Jesus died for our sins.

Let's not disappoint him. 

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