If you play with something long enough, you will surely break it.
* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
-- Karen Peisley
"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
-- Some Guy (from Dilbert)
Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live
-- Anon --
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