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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the
day by tying a little noose around your neck?" 

    - Linda Ellerbee 

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In times of extremity, the people of Israel less often
sought refuge in drink, or suicide, than any other race of Europe...
The Jews hid their bravery under the cloak of submissiveness;
their heroism in facing contempt surpasses that of saints.
     -Friedrich Nietzsche, "The Dawn", Aphorism 205  (1861)

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One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
       you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer


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It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
        -- Phil White


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'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'


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