Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must
be first overcome.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are
a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.
- The Wizard of OZ to the Scarecrow.
My mother made me a whore.
(to which someone else added)
If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's Poems