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Today's quotes [6.15.04]

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"It must have gone down while I was up..."
                        -- Janet Robertson


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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
   marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.

W.C. Fields

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"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.

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"Oh yes, for dinner we had an amazing meal which consisted of coagulated
 cholesterol cooked in a mixture of cholesterol and cholesterol, covered in
 ground cholesterol and cooked, then served with a cholesterol sauce and a
 sprinkler of cholesterol in the middle of the table in case it's not heavy
 enough.  You could feel your arteries closing up just looking at it."
                        -- Peter Gutmann, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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