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   Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
   words:
   "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."


  

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"We're standing there pounding a dead parrot on the counter, and
 the management response is to frantically swap in new counters to
 see if that fixes the problem."

-- Peter Gutmann in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've 
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went 
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. 

-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

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Captain J. A. Hadfield: 
     "This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it
all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men."

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- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.


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