Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
"We're standing there pounding a dead parrot on the counter, and
the management response is to frantically swap in new counters to
see if that fixes the problem."
-- Peter Gutmann in alt.sysadmin.recovery
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Captain J. A. Hadfield:
"This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it
all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men."
- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
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