Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do.
- Edward Abbey
That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.
- Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture
Love is a many-splendored thing. Until you have to explain
to 300 million people why your splendor "by-product" is
causing a tax hike to cover the new Presidential Emergency
Dry-Cleaning Fund. Then it's just a pain in the ass.
- Alisa Meadows
Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit."
Q: "I have no powers! Q, the ordinary!"
Picard: "Q, the liar! Q, the misanthrope!"
Q: "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate! What must I do to
convince you people?"
Q: "Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?"
-- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"
"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."
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