"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, May 22, 1989
The Clairvoyant Society has cancelled today's meeting due
to unforeseen circumstances.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less
intelligence and more sense than we have.
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