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Today's poems [6.11.04]

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Little pigeon in the sky,
Dropping (things) from way up high,
Angry farmer wipes his eye,
Very glad that cows don't fly!

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There was a young lady of fashion 
            Who had oodles and oodles of passion. 
                To her lover she said, 
                As they climbed into bed, 
            "Here's one thing the bastards can't ration!"

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A young sky diver named Sherm
jumped out with his cock long and firm
two jerks and a spasm,
he had an orgasm
and spelled out "I love you" in sperm.

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By a cozy peat fire in O'Dell, 
               Sat a Scot and a Mick, I hear tell. 
                    "I'm full," cried O'Brien. 
                    Said McLoed,"Well, I'm buyin'." 
               Sure and now, that's a cold day in hell. 

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Part 4 of 12
   
                    He'd fart a gavotte for a starter,
                            
                    And fizzle a fine serenata.
                            He could play on his anus
                            The Coriolanus:
                            
                    Oof, boom, er-tum, tootle, yum tah-dah!
                            


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