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A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City
restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen
seated there are furiously masturbating.
She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"
One of the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We are
all berry hungry."
The waitress begs the question, "So, how is whacking-off in
the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?"
One of the other Japanese men replies,

1.   Vote:    Categories: Food and Drink, Foreign Send this joke to a friend

Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what´s been going on 
since they last met. One of them had a new girlfriend and the other one 
asked about her cooking, her relation to his folks etc. etc. and finally 
asked "How is she in bed?" First guy replies "She´s fantastic, she sucks 
like a real man!"

2.   Vote:    Category: Sex Send this joke to a friend

Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? 

     She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself. 

3.   Vote:    Category: Ethnic Send this joke to a friend

There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he 
looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.
The cowboy said, "How long have you been down there?"
The Indian replied, "Many moons."

4.   Vote:    Category: Miscellaneous Send this joke to a friend

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his
girlfriend at Oxford?

I did not have textual relations with that woman.

5.   Vote:    Category: Politics Send this joke to a friend

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