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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

1.   Vote:    Category: Ethnic Send this joke to a friend

Billy Ray and Billie Bob are driving home from a party. BR runs a red 
light. BB says, "Hey! What the fuck are you doing! That light was red!" 
BR replies, "Don't worry, my brother does it all the time, it's OK."
Then he does it again. 
BB: " Damn it, you done it again!"
BR: "It's OK, I tell you. My brother does it all the time."
The next light is green. BR slams on the brakes.
BB: "Where did you learn to drive? That was green. You are supposed to go 
BR: "Well I would have, but my brother might be coming through!

2.   Vote:    Category: Roads and Driving Send this joke to a friend

   A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,
   he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife
   sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
   He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one
   little bit."

3.   Vote:    Category: Marriage and Relationships Send this joke to a friend

What is grey and comes in quarts?

An Elephant. 

4.   Vote:    Category: Animal World Send this joke to a friend

Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

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