If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton
doing the same?
This guy goes ice fishing, takes out an auger and starts drilling.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: There's no fish there.
Guy goes to another spot and drills.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: There's no fish there, either.
Guy tries a third spot.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: Nope. Not there either.
Guy, getting a little nervous: "Are you God?
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: No. I'm the arena manager.
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-it
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
They don't like to look down on the unemployed.
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?
Nothing, you told her twice.
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