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If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton
   doing the same?


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This guy goes ice fishing, takes out an auger and starts drilling.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: There's no fish there.
Guy goes to another spot and drills.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: There's no fish there, either.
Guy tries a third spot.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: Nope. Not there either.
Guy, getting a little nervous: "Are you God?
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: No. I'm the arena manager.

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Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?

A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-it
Rub-it"

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Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed.

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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

    Nothing, you told her twice.


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