Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can't make a fist.
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visual
first, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it)
Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also
stretched wide open.
Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (use
visual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!
Did you hear about Tempura House?
It's a shelter for lightly battered women.
Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,
2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.
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