Seen In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not person to do such thing is
please not to read notis.
The Roslin lab in Scotland is scheduled for a government budget cut.
"But that won't have much effect," says Michael X. Ferraro. "Once you've
cloned sheep, it's not that difficult to counterfeit money."
I was just visiting some friends who have a real working farm. I
was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the
friend's wife came out to feed them. The rooster stopped
chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin eating. I stood
there thinking to myself, "Damn ! I hope I never get that
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