A whole bunch of us were sitting around my house talking and we
were trying to remember a guy's name. None of us could remember
his name at all when all of a sudden my friend yells, "Dick!".
We said yes that's it. Then she said "Boy, I pulled that one
out of my ass". No one said anything until I burst out laughing
and she said "You had to go there didn't you?"
Andrea told me that while she was playing cards her friend
called. Her friend said, "What are ya playing?" Andrea said,
"Solitaire." He friend (Judi?) said, "Yeah? Who are you
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