There's just no pleasin' some women at all. Just the other day I was
trying to read the paper and naturally, my wife picked that moment to
begin a discussion. I heard her say "...and then I went to see Dr.
Gibbons." I grunted a reply, and she raised her voice saying, "Are you
listening to me?"
I put the paper down and said, "Yes sweetheart, I heard every word.
You said you went to see Dr. Gibbons. So... how is he ???"
Would y'all believe she didn't talk to me the rest of the evening ?
It is said that P. T. Barnum, the famed circus magnate, hung a large sign
over one of the exits of his museum which read, "This way to the egress."
Many people in the crowds, eager to see what an egress looked like, passed
through the door and found themselves out on the street.
[AP, Mammoth Lakes, CA] A San Anselmo man
died yesterday when he hit a lift tower at the
Mammoth mountain ski area while riding down the
slope on a foam pad, authorities said. Matthew
David Hubal, 22, was pronounced dead at Centinela
Mammoth Hospital. The accident occurred about 3
a.m. The Mono County Sheriff's Department said
Hubal and his friends had apparently hiked up a
ski run called Stump Alley and undid some yellow
foam protectors from the lift towers. Lieutenant
Mike Donnelly of the Mammoth Lakes Police
Department said the pads are used to protect
skiers who might hit the towers. The group
apparently used the pads to slide down the ski
slope and Hubal crashed into a tower. It has
since been investigated that the tower he hit was
the one with its pad removed.
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