I was shopping and saw the Hi-C candy canes. I
thought they'd taste good so I looked at the flavors." The box
said there were four: Cherry, Orange, Lemon, and Green.
Mum and Dad went to the Restaurant,Dad was about halfway
finishing his meal but he had a hard look at the potato.
He calls the waitress and says this potato is bad.
The waitress picks it up an smacks it an puts it back on
the plate and says "If that potato causes any more trouble
just let me know".
Sent by Lindsey
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