At my new job we a have a general mailbox into which
people send requests for updates and changes. I am
completely serious when I tell you that today we
received the following mail.
1)There is a sing where the rotisserie chicken is
served stating that you get a 20oz soda with the
meal...but the cashers says that it
is wrong & it should say 16oz...that's not a problem
but the cashers by the snack/entrence section have a
very nasty attitude about it.
2)Today(4/25/01) the was "Seafood Pasta Primavera" on
the menu but instead they had chicken parmesian--again
this is not the problem. The problem is
those same damn cashers at the entrance--they charged
me for the seafood pasta which is $4.95 instead of the
chicken pamesian which is $4.95. I explained the
situation to them but they just dont want to hear what
I have to say. I'm really disgusted with the way the
cafateria is being run.
Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other promotional
items from a little printer at the checkout of my local grocery.
Coupons emerge as a thank-you for purchasing a product, or
based on some other derived data.
Yesterday, after buying a couple pints of Ben & Jerry's
Ice Cream (my favorite bad-for-me snack food), I got the
following checkout coupons in sequence:
Save 55c on Two(2) Pints Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Free
High Cholesterol Survival Guide
I had to go through a needle location biopsy recently.
This involves putting a 6 inch needle through a most sensitive
part of a woman's anatomy. I had to sit there alone with
this thing pierced through my anatomy and I wondered, "Is
this how a whale feels?" It occured to me, "I'm big, I'm
white, I'm gay, and I have been harpooned! That must make
me Moby Dyke!" My friends now call me "MD".
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