[AP, Arkansas] A woman named Linda went to
Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and while
there, went to a store. She parked next to a car
with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and
hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When
Linda came out a while later, she again saw the
woman, her hands still behind her head but with
her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so
Linda tapped on the window and said "Are you
okay?" The woman answered "I've been shot in the
head, and I am holding my brains in." Linda didn't
know what to do; so she ran into the store where
store officials called the paramedics. They had to
break into the car because the door was locked.
When they got in, they found that the woman had
bread dough on the back of her head and in her
hands. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded,
apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud
explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in
the head. When she reached back to find what it
was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
brains. She passed out from fright at first, then
attempted to hold her brains in!
Illinois State University - As a woman was crossing the stage to accept
her diploma at a commencement ceremony, something unusual and tragic
happened. The woman's grandfather fell over, suffering from a heart
attack. A few minutes later as she was leaving the platform, her
grandmother had one as well. Consequently, the student notified
reporters that she will not be seeking her master's degree.
A friend of mine who happens to be quite a ladies man once
asked my sister for some directions to go to a place called
rudauli which was our home town. Not exactly sure herself
about the route she told him oh!I dont want to misguide you.
Pat came the reply You just guide me a mis I will manage myself
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