Noted Dough Boy Dies
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday
of a severe yeast infection He was 71. He was buried Friday
in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of
celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the
California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the
Hostess Twinkies The graveside was piled high with flours,
as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy,
describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie,
and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still,
even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions.
Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children,
and... one in the oven.
The local Burger King was running a promotion. If you told them "It just
tastes better." when ordering they would give you an extra Whopper for
So I ordered the combo meal and told the girl I wanted the extra Whopper
with that. So she told me I'd have to say the phrase to get the free
"You're kidding.", I said. "No, sir, go ahead and say it." she laughed.
"Come on...." I said, hesitating. Did I really have to mouth an
advertising slogan to this cute little thing half my age?
We were both laughing by now. I figured she was serious about it. So I
blurted out "You just taste better!" into the speaker. All of a sudden
the speaker lit up with the laughter of the staff, as she managed to choke
out, "Please drive through sir!". :-)
Sent by Alton
I was about 12, and I was riding my bike in my neighborhood.
It was a little dark outside so I looked up, and in the sky
was a little white light, I thought it was the first star in
the sky, so I stared at it and made a wish, well as I was
making the wish I ran right into a parked car! I flew off my
bike onto the car, half way, and before the people could come
out and see who I was I ran with my bike crying the whole way
home, just to look up in the sky as I got to my door and
realized that the star was not a star after all it was a plane,
I failed to see the little red light too.
sent by Kristina
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