"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
involving high colonics"
-- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
-- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)
"All the stuff I just made up COULD be true -- BECAUSE I HAVE A GUN!"
-- James "Kibo" Parry
Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
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