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"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
 involving high colonics"
                        -- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
                                song AEnema


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"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
                        -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)


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"All the stuff I just made up COULD be true -- BECAUSE I HAVE A GUN!"
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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Violence punctuated by committee meetings.
        
                                        --George Will

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When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

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